But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass.
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. Well my first gay experience happened like this: